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Funny Cotton Swab Joke: “If Not Meant for Ear Canal, Then Why Ear Canal Shaped?” Metal Sign

Regular price $40.00

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This metal art sign brings playful, vintage humor to any indoor wall. Printed in full color on a matte white aluminum composite, the design features a retro distressed background and a witty phrase about ear canals alongside a stylized cotton swab — a cheeky conversation starter for bathrooms, dorm rooms, home offices, or clinic waiting areas. Lightweight yet sturdy, it mounts with the included hanging block and double-sided tape so you can display it in horizontal, vertical, or square orientations. The worn, nostalgic look pairs well with eclectic, mid-century, or shabby-chic decor and adds a touch of personality where small, clever details matter.

Product features
- 100% white aluminum composite — strong, light, and durable
- Matte full-color print on one side with a vintage distressed look
- Includes one mounting block, metal plate, and double-sided tape for hanging
- Available in eleven sizes and horizontal, vertical, or square orientations
- Customer assembly required; recommended for indoor use only

Care instructions
- Use non-abrasive, non-ammonium based products for cleaning. Dish soap with warm water is only recommended for spot cleaning.

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